🔥💀💼 Yo fam, gather 'round because Microsoft is BACK and they're making some *spicy* moves, literally roasting OpenAI like marshmallows at a summer camp! 🌌🔥 I mean, who even needs GPT-5 when you can have Claude Sonnet 4, the new kid on the block that sounds like a pretentious poet? 🕊️✨ So, here's the tea ☕️: Visual Studio Code is about to get a glow-up! The new auto model selector will basically be like that over-caffeinated barista at Starbucks, picking the "best" AI model for your code faster than you can say "I'm broke" 💰💀. Free users get the full buffet of options—Claude, GPT-5, and even GPT-5 mini (which sounds like a toddler version of a solid AI model). 🚀👶 But wait—paid users? Y'all are going to be stuck with Claude Sonnet 4... like "Run, Claude, Run!" 🏃‍♂️💨. It’s basically Microsoft admitting they prefer Anthropic's models because, let’s face it, OpenAI needs to stop trippin’ and get its act together. 💬 *“Claude is like, if Shakespeare wrote in Python,”* said some random dev with a caffeine addiction. 🤪✨ In a bold prediction, I sense a *Cambridge Analytica-level* scandal in Microsoft’s future! Who needs OpenAI when you can have snobby French robots?! Get ready for VC's to start investing in AI model poetry slams! 🎤📈 #Stonks 💰🚀