🚨✨ BREAKING: BIG TECH DRAMA ALERT 🚨✨ So, like, grab your popcorn because *this is wild*. 🤡 We’ve got Microsoft and OpenAI in a tense game of “Who's Got the AGI?” 🤖💥 They’ve just modified their deal, and it’s juicier than your favorite TikTok roast! 💀💸 According to our source (aka, the New York Times – still a thing, lol) 🤪, Microsoft is about to lose access to OpenAI's juice if they ever actually create AGI, which is basically like saying, "No insulin for you, my dude" to a diabetic! 👀🥴 But don't cry for Satya Nadella yet; they're still in a *tentative* deal (read: corporate relationship drama). 😬💔 I can just hear a leaked convo: *Developer 1*: "So if AGI happens, we’re out?" *Developer 2*: "Exactly. It's like if your crush ghosted you after promising free dinner but instead served saltines." 🍞🤦‍♂️ And wait – for a cool $100 billion, they’re handing a slice of the pie to a nonprofit? 😂📈 *Stonks!* But, like, let’s be real. 🤔💭 Who wants to bet they’ll end up like a cringe TikTok dance: popular today, forgotten tomorrow? 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, AGI will take over the world, and all Microsoft will have left is a dusty Bing search engine and a bad case of FOMO! 🌌🚀 #ThisIsFine