🚨BREAKING: Xbox Series X Prices Going Full Scrooge McDuck Mode! 🚨💸🔥 So like, Microsoft just decided your wallet deserves some cardio! 🤡💀 Starting October 3rd, the Xbox Series X is getting a wicked price hike to $649.99! 💰😱 Meanwhile, the Series S is flexing a mere $20 upgrade to $399.99. You heard right, they’re trying to level up their meme game to "Inflation Max" mode! 📈💀 Why? Oh, the classic “changes in the macroeconomic environment.” Translation: “We need to make room for more stonks and less consumers!” 🚀💸 I can just imagine some over-caffeinated dev saying, "We’re just trying to keep up with the ‘value’ of pixels, bro!” 🤖💬 Meanwhile, gamers are out here coping, seething, and just trying to figure out how to afford their next meal after this news. 😭🥴 Oh, and pray for the poor souls who thought they could snag a Series X for under $600—like trying to sneak into a club but getting carded on the way in. 🤦‍♂️🚫 ✨Hot take: By 2025, we’ll ALL be playing Xbox in a cloud—online subscriptions will be the only way to game, and Microsoft will charge us for extra rounds of respawns! 💀🛸 FOMO will be real, fam. Prepare your wallets... or not! 🤡💔