📉 "Microsoft Productivity Apps: So Cheap, You'd Think They Were Made of Plastic!" 🎉🚀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 💻 Microsoft just dropped an *almost* give-away deal that’s about as spicy as a cold cup of instant coffee ☕ 😭! For just $49.97 (like, why not just *give* it away), you can snag EIGHT apps that’ll *supposedly* boost your productivity!!! 🚀 👀 *Leaked quote from a Microsoft intern:* "Honestly, if we lower the price any more, we might as well just print these apps on McDonald's napkins." 🍔✨ But yet, here we are, living in a glorious dystopian world where productive vibes come at a bargain—kind of like that time you bought a $5 Walmarts shirt that said “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.” 💰💀 Meanwhile, Office 2021 is lurking in the corner, whispering "stonks" like it’s about to hit a midlife crisis. Anyone else getting major “this is fine” vibes? 🔥🤣 **Hot take:** If you can find more joy and satisfaction from dabbling with Notion or Trello, just know Microsoft Office will be fighting back with $5 gift card features by 2025. 👀🚀🔮 #ProductivityStonks 🔥💥 Grab your apps, or at least, give your wallet a workout! 💪💸