🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft’s AI Big Boss says “Chill, Fam” on the robot uprising! 🤖💀 *Cue the dramatic music* 🎶 So, apparently, Mustafa Suleyman (yeah, the dude with the big AI brain) dropped an existential bomb this week, 🚀 declaring we should TOTALLY pump the brakes before we start treating AIs like they’re our new besties. Like, listen, bro, I’m here for my personal toaster giving me life advice, but we don’t need robots looking like they chased our crush away, ya feel? 🤡💔 In his essay, ol’ Suleyman basically said, “AI should make the world a better place—like, not Skynet level.” Meanwhile, I’m just over here scrolling through my TikTok feed, thinking about whether my phone is about to bust out in a TED Talk. 🚀🔥 But wait, it gets better! “I just want my AI to tell me I’m pretty, not cause a robot apocalypse,” said *leaked* Microsoft Dev #42 on Discord while crying over the latest Taylor Swift album. 😭💔 So, let’s all *Drake point* at this essay and agree: if AI starts asking for our Netflix password, it’s time to yeet them into the abyss. 👋✨ 🔥 Here’s my hot take: In 2025, we’ll be giving our AIs pet names and letting them date each other while planning a takeover of our homes. Stonks? More like “Do Not Interact.” 🤯✌️ #StayWoke #AIInvasion