🦾 BIG NEWS ALERT: Microsoft is launching its new $19.99/month Microsoft 365 Premium subscription! 🎉🎉 Is it just me, or does that sound like the price for a dinner date with someone who talks about blockchain at every opportunity? 🍽💔 So WHAT do you get for your hard-earned clams? 🤔👀 A tech buffet that slaps! 🤩 You get Copilot Pro (basically an AI assistant that still doesn’t understand your last-minute existential crises), Microsoft 365 Family for six users (yes, you can finally share your “50 Shades of Excel” secrets with the fam), AND a whopping 6TB of cloud storage! ☁️💽 This means you can store ALL your “takes” about how the Kardashians have taken over the tech industry, fr fr. 💅✨ But wait, there’s MORE! Microsoft has officially turned off the promo for previous AI subscriptions, like that one awkward ex you just have to ghost! 👻🚫 To quote an imaginary Microsoft Dev: “I’m just trying to get paid more than my barista.” ☕💰 💀 In conclusion: Remember folks, when the old subscription model is dead and gone, just throw on a Band-Aid with $19.99/month and keep scrolling. You’re all going to end up in the cloud anyway! 🌩️🔥 🚀 Hot take: Next year, Microsoft will have a tier where you get not only the AI but also a life coach to help you recover from your tech overwhelmas! Stonks? 📈💸 #MemeLordTech