🚨💀BREAKING NEWS: Microplastics Are the New Gluten!🤡💥 Okay fam, gather 'round ‘cause we're diving deep into the most *EXTRA* scandal of our generation: MICROPLASTICS ARE IN EVERYTHING! 😱🍔 Imagine biting into that delicious burger and getting a side of *polyethylene* with it! 🔥💔 No cap, it’s like that old meme, “This is fine,” but with way less chill and way more particles. 🚫🔬 So how do we avoid these sneaky little devils in our FOOD? 🤔 Here’s the tea: 1. Toss your takeout containers like they're last year's TikTok trend. 🍱✌️ 2. Stick to fresh foods - but not the ones from your 'fridge-for-three-weeks' challenge. 🥦⬅️ 3. ALWAYS bring your own utensils unless you wanna feast on plastic fork surprise. 🤢🔪 4. Buy clothes that don’t scream "I’m made of recycled ocean garbage." 🥴👕 Leaked convo between developers fighting the system: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "How do we make microplastics cooler?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "We put them in food and call it a health trend!" 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Stonks! 💰💰" 🔥Hot take? In 2026, we’ll all be adding microplastics to our smoothies for “post-workout recovery.” Mmm, can’t wait for that protein sprinkle! 😤💪 #MicroplasticMemeMadness 🚀✨ Share this chaos, or you’re just as cringe as your diet!