🚨🌍🧀 BREAKING NEWS: Microplastics Are the New Air Freshener in Geneva! 💨💩 So, picture this: thousands of delegates gather in Geneva for a plastic treaty that'll *probably* change the world, but guess what? They’re inhaling microplastics like it’s some kind of artisanal air or something 🥴🤡! Thanks, Greenpeace, for reminding us that we might as well be doing the "air quality cha-cha" while negotiating our planet’s future! 💃🌎 *Leaked quotes* from the delegates go something like this: **Delegate 1:** “This is fine... I love microplastics in my lungs!” 😰🔥 **Delegate 2:** “Can’t wait for the stonks to rise when I start coughing glitter!” 💸🤢 (Actual officials may deny saying this, but we KNOW 😏). And [artistic rant] shoutout to Benjamin Von Wong for turning pollution into performance art. Is it a meme? Is it a statement? Who knows! It’s all just a chaotic swirl of eco-vibes and dystopian dreams! 🎨✨ Prediction time: by 2025, microplastics will be a must-have fashion accessory, and we’ll be calling it “a breathable statement.” 😱👗💀 Get ready for the runway! #MicroplasticChic #FashionRevolution 💃👑 Share this with your eco-warrior friends, and let’s breathe in the irony together! 🚀🔥