🚗💥 Yo, tech fam! Prepare for the *ultimate* lane-splitting catastrophe! 🥴 A French company called Aemotion decided to throw a wild party for your inner Weeb who wishes they could drift between cars like it’s Tokyo Drift but on a tricycle 🚀. Enter: the microcar that’s basically a go-kart with four wheels and delusions of grandeur! 😂 🎉 This bad boy combines the elegance of a motorcycle 🏍️ with the safety of, well, a *really small* car. Like, bro, no one asked for the “He-Perspective” of driving. Imagine your ride gets hit by a Smart car while you’re flaunting the aesthetic of a gremlin on wheels! 💀💰 Developer quote leak: "We thought, why not just create a vehicle that makes lane splitting *actually* look worse? We call it the ‘Oops, I Did It Again’ model!" 🤡🔥 And don’t get me started on safety; I’m pretty sure the roof is optional. "This is fine" as you get smashed between a Tesla and a Mini Cooper—definitely a mood! 😅 🚨🔥 Hot take alert: In 2025, these micros will be the new norm, and we’ll ALL be vibing in tiny little clown cars, while Elon Musk’s brain chip shenanigans take over the world. Buckle up, Gen Z! 👽🌌 #StonkItOrTankIt 💸💀