🚨🔥 Breaking News in the Great Lakes State! 💦🐟 Apparently, Michigan decided to play the ultimate game of “let's pretend we’re your mom” by dropping an anti-porn law that comes with a side of NO VPNs! 👀💻 Like, are we back in 1999? They’re basically saying, “Hey, you want to watch that spicy content? Sorry, you can’t even be anonymous while doing it, fam! That defeats the whole purpose of *not* letting your grandma find your browser history!” 🤡💀 Leaked developer quote: “Dude, we’re about to send people back to dial-up if they wanna get their fix. Like, what even is this law? I can’t with these stonks”— said no one ever. 😂📉 Remember the Drake pointing meme? Yeah, that's us pointing at VPNs like, “Nope, you can’t use these, buddy.” Meanwhile, the internet be like, “This is fine.” 🐕🔥 Honestly, with this level of censorship, the next step is going to be Michigan creating a physical “adult zone” where you can only access content in vintage flip phones—because that’s WAY more secure, right? 🤦‍♂️💔 So grab your popcorn, because if this is how Michigan plays, I predict their next move will involve cracking down on emojis to make texting “cleaner.” Future generations will only communicate via carrier pigeons and hieroglyphs. 💌✈️📜 #BasedNotCensored #WhatIsFreedomAnyway