👀💥 BREAKING: Michael Dell just dropped the hottest take on AI factories, and it’s more lit🔥 than a thousand TikTok dances! 💃🤖💰 Picture this: instead of sleepy data centers filled with IT dudes in sweatpants, we got full-on AI factories now? 💪🚀 Yeah, that's right! These bad boys are pumping out machine learning algorithms like it’s Black Friday and everyone’s got a wild-eyed coupon! 🏷️📈 Talk about a glow-up! 😎✨ Michael says we're turning data into digital sweatshops for algorithms? BRUH. 🤡💀 "AI factories are a vibe, and if you ain't in on this, you’re literally living in 2019!" He apparently said in our *totally not fake* interview with his alter ego, Mr. DataMaster 9000, who was too busy coding in a VR headset. 🎮💻 Companies are slapping down BILLIONS💵💵 like they’re playing Monopoly, and let’s be real: this is how you turn “this is fine” into “YAAAAS QUEEN, we are the future!” 👑🚀 So what’s next? I predict the first AI factory will become a tourist attraction, and we’ll all be praying to the holy AI gods like it’s some futuristic Mecca. 🔮💀 #AIQueen #Stonks #CopeAndSeethe #RealityCheck