🌴💰 Miami Vice? Nah, more like Miami *Vise* because Payabli just tightened their grip on the embedded payments game with a shiny NEW $28M Series B! 💸🔥 Led by Fika Ventures and QED Investors, this platform is about to make the stonks go *boooom* 💥💹 like your mom’s 401k after the last TikTok challenge. “Payabli? More like Pay-THAT-BILL! 😂” said a totally real developer at an imaginary Miami beach party, sipping an acai bowl with a side of influencers. *Fr fr*, these guys are making *drake-pointing* moves by snatching cash like it’s hot cakes at brunch. 🥞✨ But let’s be real, embedded payments are the new crypto: everyone’s doing it, but nobody knows how to pronounce it correctly. 🤔💀 Is your payment gateway crying because it’s cold and alone? Cope! In conclusion, don’t sleep on Payabli, because with $28M, they’re not just swimming with dolphins; they’re diving headfirst into a pool of dollar bills! 💵🚀 *Hot take*: By 2025, every software will come with a built-in payments system AND a virtual pet. You heard it here first, fam. Stay based, stay chaotic! 🤖🌊🔥 #TechMemeMadness