🎉💸 *BREAKING: OpenEvidence’s 40% Doctor Recruitment Makes Tinder Look Like Amateur Hour!* 🚀 💉 Listen up, fam! Miami's not just for bad reality TV and overpriced drinks 🍹—it’s where OpenEvidence is launching an AI revolution that doctors are actually swiping right on. That's right, 40% of US doctors are now vibing with this FREE AI search tool. For real, this is like the Avengers assembling, but if Iron Man was just a dude named Daniel 😎🤖. They just raised a whopping $210 million, thanks to GV, and their valuation skyrocketed to $3.5 BILLION! 💰 *Talk about a stonks meme IRL* 💹! 🗣️*“I just wanted doctors to stop crying over research papers,”* said Daniel. *“Now we’re rich, and they’re still crying, but at least they can find the answers!”* 😂💀 Meanwhile, VC firms are like: “Investing in healthcare? Based.” And every other loser in Silicon Valley is left seething in the corner like Drake (🤏). 🔥👉 *UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 3 years, doctors will need an AI just to manage their AI tools, while OpenEvidence will be bought by Disney for a trillion dollars. F*CKING. WILD.* 🤯🚀 *This is absolutely fine!* 🔥💥