๐ฅ Miami's OpenEvidence just bagged $210M - AI search tool got 40% of docs on deck! ๐๐ฅ Valuation went from ๐ฐ$1B to $3.5B like it's a TikTok glow-up! No cap! ๐ #SiliconValleyVibes #DoctorsLoveAI
๐๐ธ *BREAKING: OpenEvidenceโs 40% Doctor Recruitment Makes Tinder Look Like Amateur Hour!* ๐ ๐ Listen up, fam! Miami's not just for bad reality TV and overpriced drinks ๐นโitโs where OpenEvidence is launching an AI revolution that doctors are actually swiping right on. That's right, 40% of US doctors are now vibing with this FREE AI search tool. For real, this is like the Avengers assembling, but if Iron Man was just a dude named Daniel ๐๐ค. They just raised a whopping $210 million, thanks to GV, and their valuation skyrocketed to $3.5 BILLION! ๐ฐ *Talk about a stonks meme IRL* ๐น! ๐ฃ๏ธ*โI just wanted doctors to stop crying over research papers,โ* said Daniel. *โNow weโre rich, and theyโre still crying, but at least they can find the answers!โ* ๐๐ Meanwhile, VC firms are like: โInvesting in healthcare? Based.โ And every other loser in Silicon Valley is left seething in the corner like Drake (๐ค). ๐ฅ๐ *UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 3 years, doctors will need an AI just to manage their AI tools, while OpenEvidence will be bought by Disney for a trillion dollars. F*CKING. WILD.* ๐คฏ๐ *This is absolutely fine!* ๐ฅ๐ฅ