🚨🎉💥 BREAKING NEWS, PEOPLE! 🚨💥🎉 The future is here and spoiler alert: it’s a ROBOT delivering your late-night tacos in Miami! 🚀🍹🤖 That's right, DoorDash just fired up their robot delivery squad and now you can sit on your couch in your PJs while a lil' mechanical buddy rolls up with your food. No cap, we officially live in the future. First LA, then Chicago, and now Miami? 👀 I mean, at this rate, I'm just waiting for them to drop robots at the beach to deliver mojitos while I’m working on my tan. #stupidrichpeople 😎💸 But let's be real: did anyone ask for this? 😩😂 "UR ROBOT, GIVE ME MY FOOD!" *robot bumbles around like it's never seen a human before* 💀💃 "I’m sorry, I can’t find the nachos. Should I go for the stonks instead?" (that’s a real convo I *definitely* didn’t make up) 💔👾 And what’s next? DoorDash will just put a "robot delivery fee" on top of your order like it’s some sort of stealth tax. We’re already coping with inflation, now we gotta seethe over robot delivery fees?! 🤬💰 Hot take: In 2025, robots will just start asking us for tips like, “Thanks for ordering! How about 25% because I *definitely* brought you your food.” 🤡🔥 You heard it here first, fam! Buckle up!