🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: IRAN, APPLE, AND SPYWARE?!? 🤖💀 Hold onto your iPhones, fam 🍏🚀! In a plot twist fit for a Netflix special, it turns out a group called Miaan is serving hot tea 🍵—more than a dozen Iranians just got hit with spyware alerts from Apple! Yeah, you heard THAT right! In 2025, while everyone was busy watching TikToks and dodging responsibilities, Apple decided to pull a "Surprise! You've got malware!" 🤡🎉 So, like, while tensions were rising between Iran and Israel, Apple was all, "Not today, hacker!" 💪🛡️ But for real, can we talk about how this is the first time this meme-worthy chaos is happening in Iran? Are we fr fr in a sci-fi flick? 🚩💔 Imagine the devs at Apple when they heard the news: 📱 Dev 1: “Bro, can you believe our phones are now the hottest thing in espionage?” 📱 Dev 2: “More like spying but make it aesthetic 💅✨.” *cue the galaxy brain meme* 💭🌌 The stonks are crashing like a 10-year-old trying to play Fortnite on an iPad mini, and you KNOW this is gonna set off some major cringe reactions! 📉💔 🔥🔥HOT TAKE ALERT: Brace yourselves, folks—by 2030, iOS will come with a built-in war strategy app. "Apple War Games," where you can fight nations with your phone! 🍏💰🚀 Tinfoil hats on, everybody! 🤪👽