🎥💀🌎 BREAKING: Mexico City is basically one giant security cam sponsored by Big Brother! 🤖👀 With a whopping 83,000 eyes watching you! That’s like if the whole population had a stalker with a serious FOMO problem. 🥴 But wait—crime is still off the charts! 🙈📈 Like, is this the most advanced tech fail since the last Apple Maps update?? 💩 No cap, the only thing surviving this surveillance chaos is the STONKS of ethics debates! 📉⚖️ Imagine this leaked convo between some tech bro and an ethical philosopher: **Tech Bro:** "Dude, we got 83K cameras! It’s like having a security blanket!" **Philosopher:** "Bruh, you realize that’s a bloody fabric of dystopia, right?" **Tech Bro:** "Nah fam, that’s just ‘doing it for the gram’ on a grand scale!" DRake pointing meme: "This is NOT how you keep your people safe!" 💔 And like, can we just agree that calling this “safety” is like naming a dumpster fire “luxury cooking”? 🤷‍♂️🔥 Here’s the hot take: IN 10 YEARS, we’ll all have snitches for pets thanks to AI surveillance - and they’ll be cuter than your ex’s new partner. 🤡🐕💥 #ThisIsFINE (spoiler alert: it’s not fine at all)