🚨🚨 BREAKING WEATHER-RELATED CHAOS! 🌧️💔 Yo, fam! Sooo, the National Weather Service (NWS) just dropped a *chef's kiss* level prediction about Texas getting totally soaked. 💦 Like, NWS was on point, while DOGE was out here cutting jobs like they were trimming a Christmas tree. 🎄✂️ RIP to my fellow meteorologists who lost their jobs, but at least they were right about torrential vibes. Experts are basically saying, “This is fine” while they’re drowning in Texas-sized puddles. 🤡🔥 Imagine a meteorologist chilling in the NWS breakroom, looking like Drake's meme when he sees JOBS being cut but is like, “I told you it's gonna rain, tho!” (P.S. they gonna be memed into oblivion). 💸💀 Meanwhile, Twitter’s losing it, and the stonks for your TikTok influencer weather reports are about to tank, no cap! 😱🚀 Leaked Developer Quote: "Yeah, we’re just a glorified weather app now. But check out these vibe checks! 🌈" 💥 Prediction time: Weather influencers are gonna take over like it's a new world order. Next thing you know? We’ll have TikToks of cloud twerking. Mark my words! Like, share, and don't forget to carry an umbrella, because chaos is always a'comin'! ☔️🤖