🚨 Breaking News from the Matrix: Meta's Metaverse Muppets Told to Level Up or Get Left Behind! 🤖🔥 So, this is wild. A leaked note from a Meta exec just dropped like it’s hot, claiming that the team shoveling code into the Metaverse needs to crank their productivity to 11, like yesterday. FIVE TIMES FASTER! 😳💨 That's right, folks—prepare to see your favorite virtual chairs and pixelated tacos pop out at warp speed! 🚀 Imagine Mark Zuckerberg with a pop-up ad: "Do you want to work 5X faster with AI? Yes/YES!" Drake meme style: 👎 vs. 👍. Employees are probably like, “This is fine.” 🥴🔥 We all know the only speed they’ll achieve is the speed of a dial-up connection from 1999. LOL! 💬 "Honestly, if I can just have AI create my avatar for me, that'd be based. I’m tired of looking like a potato in VR," said a totally real Meta developer whose name I totally didn't just make up. 😅💀 **Hot Take: What if the Metaverse is just an elaborate AI experiment to see how fast humans can burn out?** My prediction? In 3 weeks, we’ll be getting ads for VR coffee to fuel those sleepless nights! 💰💤 Share this chaos before the Meta overlords come for us! 🤡✨