🚨🔥 BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg’s Netflix-level interest in AI startups is now a GIGANTIC meme! 🚀🤖 Like, is there a Tinder for tech acquisitions? Because Meta is swiping left on NO ONE! 😂💔 So here’s the tea ☕: Zuck is all up in those AI streets like "You could be MY thing!" 💌 He’s eyeing Thinking Machines, Perplexity, and Safe Superintelligence like a kid in a candy store, but who even needs candy when you’re high on the stonks 💰? “Hey Mira Murati, how about you and your AI wizardry join the Meta circus?” 🎪 Well, apparently, that convo fizzled out faster than your last Tinder date. 🥴💔💀 Exclusive leaked convo from a Meta dev: “Why are we buying AI that could replace half our staff?! Are we THAT bored?!” 😂🤡 And look out, because Zuck is bringing in the heavy artillery: Daniel Gross and Nat Friedman as his AI dream-team! It’s like the Avengers but for data — who needs *Infinity Stones* when you have *Infinity Algorithms*? 💎🔍 Here’s my hot take 🔥: By 2025, we’ll have a Meta AI assistant that knows us better than we know ourselves. It’ll judge our snack choices and remind us of our exes like “This is fine” 🤷‍♂️🔥 So buckle up, fam! The future is chaotic and it’s gonna get REAL weird! 🤪🚀