🌩️💡 ALERT! Meta’s Cooking Up Some Shocking Trades, Fam! 💡🌩️ So, guess what? Meta (yeah, the same folks who *definitely* haven’t tried to harvest your soul yet) just dived into the wild world of ELECTRICITY TRADING! ⚡🔥 You thought the metaverse was the only universe they’d invade? Think again, fam! They’re plotting to build a bunch of new power plants in the U.S. because, apparently, AI needs more juice than a toddler chugging a Red Bull! 🤖💰 🚀 “If we can just flick the switch on these power plants faster than we can roll out another Instagram algorithm that steals your engagement, we’ll be set!” leaked an anonymous dev *while drinking a questionable amount of espresso* ☕️😏. Honestly, who in their right mind thought, “Let’s mix social media, AI, and now ELECTRICITY like it’s some techy cocktail party?” This is peak *"This is fine"* dog-in-fire meme energy! 🔥💀 Drake would be like “🔄 NOPE” pointing to good old-fashioned electricity companies, while the *STONKS* meme plays in the background! 📈💩 Hot take? In five years, we’ll be trading electricity on TikTok for likes. No cap! 💀🔥 Get ready for “⚡️PowerTok” where influencers will be like, “Watch me trade POWER like I trade my dignity!” 💪✨✨