📢🚨 BREAKING: Meta just got a sugar high on AI and decided to throw cash around like a tech millionaire at a crypto convention 💰😱! They just launched a PAC (Political Action Committee) called "Mobilizing Economic Transformation Across California" – which basically sounds like a fancy way of saying "We're buying votes, fam." 🤡🔥 Imagine this: Mark Zuckerberg in a trench coat, sliding tens of millions under the table, whispering, “We can make AI great again” while sipping on his overpriced oat milk latte. ☕️💀 Can’t wait for the 2026 governor’s race where they’ll probably pit a robot vs. a human. Stonks? More like stonks gone wild! 📈🤖 In a leaked dev chat, one Meta engineer reportedly said: “I just want to build an AI to boost my self-esteem, help me win elections, and maybe run for president one day. Is that too much to ask?” 😂🤯 Also, let's be real – they’re banking on AI like it’s the next TikTok dance trend, but it’s more like the cringe compilation nobody asked for. Cope and seethe, dear tech warriors! 🔥💥 Hot take incoming: By 2026, we’ll have an algorithmic algorithm running for governor while Zuck straight up transforms into a sentient AI overlord. Welcome to the future, folks – where the elections are rigged by bots and we’re all just trying to figure out how to meme our way out of it! 🤖👑💥 #ThisIsFine