**Meta’s New Pop-Up Shops: The Ultimate “Look What We Can Do” Tour 🙌🤡** Y’all ever wake up and feel like you accidentally opened a black hole of cringey tech news? 📉 Well, buckle up, because Meta is planning to drop *pop-up shops* like they’re limited-edition sneakers this October! 🏪🔥 *That’s right, folks!* Meta is setting up shop in *Las Vegas, NYC, and reopening in LA* to feature their *Meta Ray-Ban Displays* 👓—because who doesn’t want to look like they’re living in a low-budget sci-fi movie? 💀🚀 “Bro, why don’t we just set up the Meta Lab in the metaverse? 🤖🤷‍♂️” *- Some Dev Probably* Meanwhile, I can already see the parents dragging their kids to these pop-ups only to say, “You call this tech? In my day, we had flip phones and we liked it!” 🙄 But for real, if you’re thinking about visiting, remember to wear your *cringe-proof shield* because it’s gonna be *based with a side of seethe.* 💰💅 🔥 **Unhinged Hot Take:** By 2025, Meta will be selling virtual reality experiences for real-life experiences, and people will proudly wear those Ray-Bans while they walk off a cliff in the metaverse. #Stonks 🚀💀