🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨: The Meta Zoo just got even WEIRDER! 🦓💼 So, apparently, Zuckerberg has a SECRET lab 🧪 just chilling near his desk, and these poor souls are living in some kind of tech Bermuda Triangle! 🌪️📉 Sources say they need an exclusive badge to even *look* at the door—like it’s Area 51 or something! 👽🔒 💰✨ "I thought I signed up for a tech job, not a secret society!" said one totally REAL developer who definitely exists 🙃. Meanwhile, the TBD Lab—sounds like a group of lost interns 🤡—is reportedly stacked with highly paid researchers who are more hard to find than your misplaced AirPods. 🎧👀 The Wall Street Journal says the latest hires are ghosting faster than your last Tinder match! 💔👻 Cope, Meta! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️ But here's the real tea ☕: you think they’re working on the Metaverse? Nah, fam! 🚀 They’re probably trying to identify the source of Zuck’s unholy powers! 🎃🔥 On the brighter side, I predict that in the near future, Meta will create a whole new division called “Invisi-lab,” where employees will be unseen and unheard. Just like all the social interaction in the Metaverse! 😂🤖 #stonks #ThisIsFine