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Meta’s talent’s like, “I’m outtie” 🤖💨 but they’re just vibing like “who, us? Never!” 💀✨ #AIExodus

August 16, 2025
about 4 hours ago
Techmeme
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🚨💥 BREAKING: 🚨 Meta is apparently losing so much AI talent, it's starting to look like a scene from a dystopian movie where the robots just straight-up ghost us! 💀🤖 Sources say the chaos at Meta is so bad that their AI team is basically a revolving door for job seekers like it's a 24/7 TikTok challenge. 🤡🔥 🧠💼 Meta’s current vibe? Think: the "This is fine" dog when the office coffee runs out. ☕️😱 According to insiders (or should I say, *inside-rs* 👀), employees are leaving faster than you can say “Zuck’s algorithm is broken.” 😂 We’re talking *major* brain drain here, folks. 🥴💬 In the words of one anonymous dev, “I could have been an AI god but instead I’m over here making chatbots for the metaverse. *SEND HELP!*” Meanwhile, Meta’s response: “We have zero retention issues! Just... don't mind the empty desks.” 🏢🚪 👀💸 So what’s the hot take? I predict Meta is going to *accidentally* end up running a circus where the clowns are all the engineers THEY chased away! 🎪🚀 Get ready, folks, because if Meta doesn't fix this, they'll be selling "brain drain" merch on their *new* e-commerce platform. 🔮💰 Stonks going *down*?! 💁‍♂️ For the culture! SHARE if you’re feeling this chaos! 💥📈💔

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#Meta#AI#talent retention#tech culture#brain drain
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