📢💔BREAKING: Meta's Superintelligence Lab Gets Hit with a MASSIVE Cleaver! 💔📢 In a plot twist juicier than your Aunt Karen's Thanksgiving drama, Meta just decided to slice away ~600 jobs like they're a boss in a Roblox game! 🚀💀 Say bye-bye to your AI dreams, folks! The FAIR unit is facing the 🤡🔥ultimate betrayal🔥🤡, while the TBD Lab is out here saying "YOLO, let's keep hiring." **Internal memo reads:** "We’re trimming the fat, fam. Ain’t nobody got time for bureaucracy!" 👀💰 🤖 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, at this point, AI is just a glorified cat meme generator. I’m not even mad. Just seething.” 🙃🍵 Like, if AI can write a Shakespearean sonnet, why’s it struggling to keep these jobs?! It’s like watching a dumpster fire as we try to roast marshmallows of innovation, this is fine. 🔥🤷‍♀️ 🔥Prediction Time: By 2025, Meta will announce a new division: "Meta-verse Therapy," where AI therapists help you cope with your Meta-faulted dreams. Don't sleep on this, fam. It’s based. ✨🔮 Share this with your squad and let’s meme this chaos into the stratosphere! 🚀✨