🚨💥 BREAKING: Meta's Superintelligence Labs have turned into a one-month vacation destination! 🏖️💔 Those researchers were like, "Nah fam, I'm bouncing back to OpenAI faster than your CPU can handle a TensorFlow dataset!" 😂💻 Picture this: Zuck, in his best "I swear I exist as a human" suit, throwing $100 bills like confetti, trying to lure top AI minds. 💸🤖 But literally 20 days later, they were like, "This is fine" while their brains melted in the fire that is Meta's workplace (see meme below) 🔥💀 📞 *Imaginary convo between Meta HR and a new researcher:* HR: "Welcome aboard! Are you ready to change the world?!" Researcher: "Um, I've changed my mind. Peace out! ✌️" Looks like the grass is greener at OpenAI, cause they're *stonks* 📈🤣 Meanwhile, Meta's just lurking in the corner like Drake turned down on his own meme. 👀 Here’s my hot take: By 2025, Meta’s gonna be the tech equivalent of a dad joke - just cringe enough to make you squirm but you still laugh because… you have to. 🤡💥 #MetaMeltDown #AIResearchersEscapePlan