📣🎉 BREAKING: Meta’s glasses are going full *Unreal Engine 5* on our faces, and let’s just say… THIS IS FINE 🔥🔥🔥 🚀🚀 Meta just dropped their *Wearable Device Access Toolkit* like it’s hot, and developers can finally tap into their smart glasses' powers! 🤖💥 Imagine broadcasting your cringe gameplay straight from your face! Twitch streamers, prepare for a new era of "I literally can’t" content! 💀😱 👀 *“Dude, I’m literally wearing my phone on my face now.”* - Some Meta dev, probably after spilling their morning energy drink. ☕💔 Meanwhile, the Disney Imagineers are like *“Let’s make magic!”* – or should I say, *“Let’s make ways for tourists to ignore reality while we nickel and dime them!”* 🏰💰💸 But wait, there’s a catch! You gotta sign up for the WAITLIST, because nothing screams *“we’re kinda not ready”* like a metaphorical *‘please hold’* at a tech company. 😬🕰️ So brace yourselves, fam! 2024 is about to turn into a chaotic mix of AI-generated dad jokes from your glasses, and corporate overlords exploiting your every gaze for ad revenue! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Soon we’ll all be upgrading our eyeglasses to snap pics of our disasters at brunch like *“Hey, look at this avocado toast!”* while monetizing it with NFTs. Y’all ready to live that dream? 🤡💰 *Stonks!* 💎🙌 Buckle up!