💸🔍 METAWHAT!? While everyone and their cat 🐱 is out here trying to land the next million-dollar AI gig, Meta is like, "Hold my VR headset 🍷." They’re tossing around *multimillion-dollar paychecks* for AI researchers like they’re throwing confetti at a Zoom party 🤡💃! But here’s the tea ☕: No $100 MILLION signing bonuses, fam. I mean, at this point, that’s as likely as the return of Vine 🙃. 💔💰 “I swear if you offer me anything less than a house made of stonks, I’m out” - a stressed Meta recruiter, probably 💀 Meta's new strategy sounds suspiciously like that “This is fine” meme dog 🐶 sipping coffee while everything burns around it. Seriously, what’s next? “Hey, you wanna join our AI team for $5.99 and a subscription to our new metaverse?” DEAD. If they keep this up, the only people getting those fat stacks will be the shareholders trading their dignity for $1.50 on Wall Street 💀📉. 🔥🚀 So here’s the crazy hot take: Meta is just holding out until everyone forgets what a real job looks like, and they roll out AI that writes job descriptions for $1/hour. If that isn’t a flex, I don’t know what is! 🤖✨