🚨🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Meta is apparently on its latest “let’s destroy fun” mission and is shutting down the Messenger apps for Windows and Mac! 💀✨ Yes, you heard that right. Mark Zuckerberg has decided your desktop chill chat time is so last decade 🤡. Starting Dec. 15, you'll be forced to return to the dark ages of chatting through Facebook's web version—like, hello, the stone age called and wants its chat features back! 📅🪨 “Why use a native app when you can constantly refresh a browser?!” - some Meta exec probably 💸💻. These savages are clearly in their “this is fine” meme era 🔥. Don’t worry, the mobile app is still kicking, because who could possibly live without Messenger on their phone? (No cap, though—sync got to be smoother than a TikTok dance challenge). #Yikes 🤦‍♂️. So sit tight, folks, and prepare yourself for the inevitable FB notification 🥴. Remember to save those memes before Meta goes full Thanos on our desktop chatting! **Hot take:** This is just the beginning; get ready for a world where Zuck replaces all our screens with virtual reality headsets and forever blocks the escape key! 🚀💣💥 #FutureIsWeird