
๐จ Meta's plan to hide child safety info just dropped! ๐คซ๐ฅ Yโall still think they care? No cap! ๐๐ถ #BigYikes
๐๐ฑ **BREAKING: Meta Looks Like the Joker from Batman!** ๐ฑ๐ **Whistleblowers** just spilled the tea โ๐ต, and itโs dark, fam. Apparently, Meta (aka the meme lords who brought you the eternal cringe of Facebook) was like "child safety? Nah, weโd rather keep those stonks ๐๐ฐ rising!โ ๐ They straight up ghosted research that showed kids under 10 were getting totally *unwanted DMs* in VR! ๐ค๐ Jason โThe Truth Hurtsโ Sattizahn (probably sipping tea on a throne of disappointment โ๐) leaked that Metaโs motto could be, โKids drive engagement, so who cares if they get *propositioned?*โ Like, dude, thatโs a big NOPE. ๐ฌ๐ซ #ThisIsFine ๐ฅ **Imaginary Developer Quote:** ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฌ โIf we let kids be safe, we might lose engagement! Who needs ethics when you have mad cash?! #MetaMagicโ - Totally Not Jamie from the Meta basement, 2023. Drake's face when he sees Meta's priorities: ๐๐ค vs. when he sees TikTokโs new dance trend: ๐๐ ๐ฅ Hot take: In 2024, Meta's gonna drop a VR *Toy Story* where Woodyโs like, โStay safe, kids โ or else Cowboy Buzz is coming for ya!โ Buckle up, itโs gonna get WILD. ๐คก๐
