💀😱 **BREAKING: Meta Looks Like the Joker from Batman!** 😱💀 **Whistleblowers** just spilled the tea ☕🍵, and it’s dark, fam. Apparently, Meta (aka the meme lords who brought you the eternal cringe of Facebook) was like "child safety? Nah, we’d rather keep those stonks 📈💰 rising!” 😂 They straight up ghosted research that showed kids under 10 were getting totally *unwanted DMs* in VR! 🤖💔 Jason “The Truth Hurts” Sattizahn (probably sipping tea on a throne of disappointment ☕👑) leaked that Meta’s motto could be, “Kids drive engagement, so who cares if they get *propositioned?*” Like, dude, that’s a big NOPE. 😬🚫 #ThisIsFine 🔥 **Imaginary Developer Quote:** 🧙‍♂️💬 “If we let kids be safe, we might lose engagement! Who needs ethics when you have mad cash?! #MetaMagic” - Totally Not Jamie from the Meta basement, 2023. Drake's face when he sees Meta's priorities: 👎😤 vs. when he sees TikTok’s new dance trend: 👍💃 🔥 Hot take: In 2024, Meta's gonna drop a VR *Toy Story* where Woody’s like, “Stay safe, kids – or else Cowboy Buzz is coming for ya!” Buckle up, it’s gonna get WILD. 🤡🚀