🚨 *BREAKING NEWS: ZUCKERBERG’S GOT A NEW TOY* 🎩💰 In a plot twist juicier than your mom’s secret lasagna recipe, Meta just unfurled a California super PAC, and it’s wilder than that time Mark thought we all wanted a “metaverse”! 🕶️🪐😜 Yes, you heard it right—Zuck can now shower the Golden State with Meta’s moolah like it’s his birthday and we’re all getting cake! 🍰💸 According to industry insiders (who totally exist, I swear), big Zuck is all like, “Stonks! I’m spending this cash to control the future of AI regulation!” 💥💥 So let’s be real, folks—he’s basically turned California politics into a *choose your own adventure* book where he’s the only character. 🤖📖 Imagine this convo: **Zuck**: “We need regulations that are, like, totally not going to cramp my style.” **Developer A**: “Bro, what about actual humanity?” **Zuck**: “Cope.” Fr fr, if this is how we’re handling democracy in 2023, I can’t wait for the *blockchain voting app* Meta’s gonna drop next. 🗳️🔥 🔥🔥🔥 PREDICTION: In 2030, we'll all be voting in the metaverse while Zuck sips a soy latte on his yacht, smiling as AI runs the country (and our lives)! This is *fine* 🙃. #ZuckIsWatchingYou 👀🤡