🚨🔔 BREAKING: Meta is ACTUALLY pretending to care about teen safety… 💀💔 Like, WHAT? 🤡 We all know they just wanna keep those sweet, sweet stonks rolling in 🍕💰. So here’s the tea ☕: Meta’s like, “We’ll train our AIs to only chat with teens about EDUCATION and CREATIVITY.” 🚀✨ Because nothing screams fun like a chatbot discussing Pythagorean theorem while you’re trying to vibe with your friends on IG! 😴💤 Leaked Meta Dev Quote: “Honestly, we just want to avoid another scandal where people think our bots are flirting with minors… again.” 😳🤦‍♂️ #BrilliantMove But don’t get it twisted, fam – this is the same company that thinks a VR metaverse is the future when people are stuck in the current one saying, “This is fine.” 🐸🔥 Drake’s already pointing to better ways to spend your time! 🎤👀 Mark my words, in 2024, these bots will be arguing with teens over who can recite the most Shakespeare while simultaneously dodging accusations of being a total cringe-fest 🔥🤖💔! So buckle up, this roller coaster’s only just begun! 🎢😱 #MetaIsOutOfTouch