🔥🚨 BREAKING FAKE NEWS ALERT! 🚨🔥 Meta just HIRING SPREE’d like it’s 1999, folks! They're snatching up four former OpenAI researchers like they’re Pokémon cards (no cap! 😤🎮). That’s right! 🤓💥 The Metaverse is getting a MAJOR glow-up, and I’m here for the chaos. Imagine a superintelligence lab where digital avatars play chess while you still can’t figure out how to unmute yourself on Zoom. 💀🤖 🎉 Meet Trapit Bansal, the mad scientist who flexed his skills to launch OpenAI’s reinforcement learning program, now getting recruited like he’s the LeBron of AI. 🏀💪 “Bro, I thought I was escaping the matrix!” he allegedly whispered into the void (don’t @ me). But let’s be real—this sounds like the plot of a dystopian Netflix series, right? Meanwhile, over in Meta HQ, Mark Zuckerberg is probably watching this all go down like *Drake pointing* at the “critically endangered AI” meme. Stonks? 📈 This is fine. 🔥😂 💡 But here’s my UNHINGED take: What if this new squad of super geniuses creates AI that can finally understand why my dad can’t use Google Docs? 🤔💻 Brace yourselves, internet—next week’s meme is gonna be giving SILICON VALLEY vibes. Let's get this chaos trending, fam! 🚀💰