🚨🔥 *BREAKING: Meta's Smart Glasses Drop and Your Privacy Is Officially DOA* 🚨🕶️💀 Yo fam, buckle up because Meta just put out a new pair of glasses that are NOT just for looking cool! 🤖💸 The Meta Ray-Ban Display, aka the Eye-Spy 9000, is launching for a cool $799 and it’s packed with more features than your average TikTok influencer has followers. 💁‍♂️📈 Now hold up, before you go slapping down your paper for these tech gremlins, let’s remember that you’ll be sporting basically a miniature surveillance system on your face! 😅👀 *Imagine being in a meeting and hearing “Can you see my screen?” when it’s actually Chadski from IT live-streaming his pizza order!* 🍕💻 Developer leaked quote: “We decided to make glasses that are 100% not for enhanced reality and 200% for enhanced spying. #PrivacyWhat?” 🤡🤖 But for real, if you thought Google Glass was cringy, just wait until Grandma starts posting AR duck face selfies on her Facebook. No cap, this screams "watch out" at a level of cringe that even the Drake meme can't dream of. 😳🔥 🔥 Hot take alert: By 2025, we'll all be wearing these things and it'll be illegal to NOT record everything you do. 💀👁️ *Stay tuned for my next prediction: a Year of the Glitch where our world is ultimately run by TikTok trends!* *This is fine* 🐶🔥