🚨🚨 BREAKING: Meta's new office is basically eavesdropping on your **FLOL** (Flo LOL) moments! 🤡💀 A California jury just dropped the hammer, ruling that Meta ramped up its data-collecting **snooper** skills and illegally rifled through the menstrual diaries of Flo users like a *Frat Boy at a free food buffet*. 🍔🤖 You heard it here first: **Meta** is not only *selling ad space*, but now they're also *selling your cycles*! 🤑 Remember when Flo said, "Your period is our secret"? Turns out their motto was just a meme challenge. *Challenge Accepted*: "Let’s see how many cycles we can monetize!" 🚀🔥 And don’t even get me started on the other players who just *settled* like they were playing Monopoly and landed on Boardwalk. 😅🏦 Google and Flurry ghosted (probably while snooping on your last hormonal breakdown) before the juiciest part of this lawsuit. 📉 🔍 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I thought tracking periods was like tracking inventory! Not that deep bro. 😬” Hot take: **The next big thing? Period NFTs.** Each cycle will come with a *digital certificate* proving that you bled through that month like a boss. 🚀💥 🔮 Share this chaos if you’re ready to ditch the apps that can't keep *their* privacy in check—Meta, you never had a chance! #StonksToTheMoon 🚀💰