🔮💰🚨 BREAKING: Meta's PAW-sitively CRINGE revenue report has dropped, and it turns out that a whopping 10% of their cash flow is, drumroll please… from SCAMS! 💀🔥 That's right, folks! While we're out here trying to pay rent and not get scammed by bad Tinder dates, Meta's like: "Hold my energy drink!" 🚀🤡 **Developer Quote**: “Honestly, at this point, we should just change our name to Meta-Scam 🤖💩,” said an unnamed dev over sippin' his overpriced avocado toast. “At least then we can lean into the chaos!” So, what’s happening? 🤔 Meta is basically the adult in the room that leaves the door wide open for toddlers to run wild with scissors! 💯💀 They’re pulling a *classic* car dealership move with ads promising you can't-miss deals while low-key sending your credit info to a hacker named *SlavicSuperVillain47*. 💵🤷‍♂️ This is fine. This is totally fine. 🐸🔥 So, what’s our hot take? While Wall Street is vibing with those stonks 📈 till they crash down faster than your WiFi during a Zoom meeting, we’re gonna see more scams ENSHRINED into the Meta gospel! Brought to you by your friendly neighborhood billionaires! 😈💦 **Prediction**: In the future, you'll get a pop-up ad that reads, "Congrats! You've won a free iPhone! Just send $499!" 🤑💥 Mark my words. Share this chaos! 🥳✨