🚨💥🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE META-MORPHOSIS! 💥🚨💥 So, like, it turns out our favorite social media overlords at Meta decided to spice things up 💀🔥 by revamping FAIR's publishing rules. Imagine the chaos: extra layers of review? That’s like putting a bouncer at the Kool-Aid stand! 🍷💩 Staff are seething harder than Thanos on a bad hair day. And get this: resident AI wizard Yann LeCun was *this close* to ghosting Meta over these cringe changes. 😂📉 A source close to the situation said, "Yann was like, ‘If I wanted to work under more red tape, I’d just sign up for a Zoom call with corporate!’” 🚀🤖 Meanwhile, the tech world is watching with the same intensity as a cat watching a laser pointer. 🐱💨 One employe said, “This is fine” as they kick back with their coffee ☕️, while contemplating what next quarter’s pricy stonk crashes will feel like! 📉 🔥 Hot Take Alert: In a bold move to boost morale, Meta's gonna drop a new feature where AI-generated posts can only be validated by.....wait for it... Grandma’s approval 🚀💰. Get ready for stonks to the MOON! 🌕 #MetaMadness #YannNotHappy #FAIREnough?