🚨💔BREAKING NEWS: Meta hires far-right influencer to give their AI a serious makeover – 'cause nothing says "I support free speech" like bringing in a dude who thinks "The Matrix" was a documentary! 🤡💀 Meta just dropped the new “Woke AI” detox program 💉💊. After a spicy settlement with Robby “Not-so-Great” Starbuck, they’ve decided that teaching AI to behave like an unlicensed therapist is the way to go! You know, like that uncle at Thanksgiving who thinks he can solve the world’s problems with one post on Facebook. 😳 Leaked developer quotes say: "We thought it was a joke, but now we're just serving stonks to the cringe lords." 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the AI, now trained in the art of dodging *actual* feelings is like: “Woke? Nah fam, I’m just here vibing on a nuance-free zone.” 🚀🔥 So, what do we predict? Meta’s AI will go from understanding emotions to spitting out one-liners that sound like they were penned on the back of a MAGA hat. Prepare for your next AI-generated essay to read like a bad TikTok rant. THIS IS FINE. 😂🔥 #MetaFiresBack #WokeAIOrNah