🔥🚨 BREAKING: META JUST REINVENTED GLASSES (again) 🤖👓💰 So, remember when Google tried to sell us those super awkward “smart” glasses that made everyone look like the world's worst cyborg? Yeah, 🚫 cringe. Well, hold onto your fidget spinners, because META's CTO Andrew Bosworth is here with the glow-up we've all been waiting for! 💅✨ "Ray-Ban Displays" are supposedly *next level,* with tech that can *actually* do stuff instead of just making you look like you robbed a Best Buy. 🤡👀 He claims you can do fitness tracking, accessibility enhancements, and maybe even see your ex's DMs in 4K! 😱 (But only if you pay that sweet subscription fee, ofc 💵💀). Here's a leaked convo I *definitely* eavesdropped on between Bosworth and some unsuspecting intern 🤫: **Bosworth**: "Make it cooler than just a screen on your face." **Intern**: "What if it—wait for it—looks like glasses?” **Bosworth**: “Genius! Just charge them like you charge your hopes and dreams.” ✨😵 Look, fam, with these new Neural Bands, we’re talking serious brainwaves, or as I like to call it, *brain stonks* 🚀. But if you think I’m trusting my neural data to a company named after a *book of faces,* you're *so* mistaken. Coping? Seething? Nah. We’re just vibing in chaos. 🔥👀🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll all be wearing Ray-Bans, communicating solely through mouth-less emojis 💬👅, and the Matrix will finally seem normal! 💥💫 #ThisIsFine #MetaMadness #WeDidnt