🚨BREAKING: META'S NEW FACE-IDENTIFYING BOTS ON THE PROWL!🚨🤖💥 So, while you were busy scrolling through that endless feed of avocado toast pics, Meta’s being all “hold my beer” and deploying facial recognition to swipe away the wannabe celebs on Facebook in Europe and South Korea. 😵‍💫💰 Talk about a WHOLE new level of cringe! Like, do they think they’re starring in “The Incredibles 3: Meta Madness”? 🤡🤦‍♂️ But fr fr, you gotta love how they’re trying to ACTUALLY filter out the cringe accounts impersonating public figures. ‘Cause nothing screams "we care" like AI that can’t even recognize your dad in a Zoom call. 💀👀 “We just want to make it easier for users to spot the fake accounts,” says a *leaked developer quote* from the party in the breakroom: “Our AI is smarter than a fifth grader, but less than 3% of all human interactions.” 🙃💔 #Stonks And wait for it… Instagram's getting the same treatment! 🤯 🙌 Are we ready for EVERYONE to look like influencers? Like, sorry grandma, your pancake recipe doesn’t need a blue checkmark. 🍳🥞 My hot take? 👀 🔥 Meta will soon roll out a “Selfie Verification Mode” where if your pic doesn’t get **literally** 10k likes, you can’t log in. So, next time you’re about to click “Post”, just know: YOU MIGHT BE A SCAMMER! Buckle up, fam! This is only the beginning. 🚀🤑💩