💔💻👩‍❤️‍👨 **BREAKING: Meta's New AI Wingman or Just a Weird Algorithm Friendzone? 🤖🤡** Hold onto your swipes, fam! 🚨 Meta just dropped a new feature for Facebook Dating that’s about as exciting as a soggy slice of bread: Say hello to the AI Dating Assistant! 🍞🤮🔥 Like, is this really what we needed? 🥴 “Bro, the only thing I want AI to do is to *not* match me with my Aunt Judy... again,” said some sad soul we totally didn't just make up. 😩💔💬 But, WAIT! There’s more! 🚀 Introducing *Meet Cute*—because if there's one thing we want, it’s a random match that makes us cringe harder than a TikTok dance at a wedding. 🕺🎤 #NoThanksFrFr Imagine this convo: **AI: "This match likes pineapple on pizza."** 🤮 **User: "No stonks."** 😂 **AI: "Crisis averted! Here, meet your second cousin instead."** 💀 And let’s be real, Meta’s algorithm is probably just going to match you with your ex and a catfish pretending to be a model. 🎣💰 🔥💡 *Hot take:* Within six months, Meta will pivot from dating to a full-on dating sim using the AI to make cringey “romantic” games. Mark Zuckerberg will be the voice of the sim! 😱 Mark my words, this is *not* a flex! ✌️ Share if you agree—or if you just want to see people’s reactions! 🤯👀