🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Meta’s about to turn your AI chat into the ultimate stonk-farming 🔥, deep-fried ad targeting extravaganza!!😱💰💀 Who needs privacy when you can have tailored ads for that hiking boot you just casually mentioned while vibing with your digital homie?? 🥾🌄 *Leaked convo between Meta devs:* 👨‍💻 "So, what if we scrape their convos and throw ads at them like an over-caffeinated monkey?" 👩‍💻 "That’s some galaxy brain level genius right there! Breadwinner vibes!" 🍞🚀 Mark Zuckerberg, sitting in his *Facebook* throne, giddily typing away: “At this rate, we’re gonna be able to market a pineapple pizza to a person who just said ‘I love watermelons’!” 🍍🍉🤡 *EU and South Korea looking at Meta like:* Drake pointing: “Nah, we’re good fam.” 😂✋ But no cap, as this feature launches on December 16, you might start seeing ads for therapy after Meta tracks your existential dread conversations. “Why are my ads only for hiking? I’m giving my therapist $200 an hour for this!” 💔🔍🤖 Prediction: In 5 years, AI will know you better than your best friend, and that friend is gonna get overtaken by a chatbot— bet! 🤯💔🔥💥 Share if you think your chats are about to get REAL personal!