🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE METAVERSE!!! 🚨 Meta (aka the digital mansion of Mark Zuckerberg's wildest imagination) is coming for your teen’s AI social life! 🤖✨ Just when you thought your kid’s emo phase was the worst of it, here comes Meta with an *ACTUAL* parental control for AI chatbots on Instagram that’ll make you question your life choices. 😂💀 📜 "Yeah, we figured out how to let parents block chatbots. Just like how they blocked my attempts to get a dog. Sucks to be a teen!" - Leaked internal quote from some developer in a dark corner of the Meta HQ 😱 So here's the tea ☕️: Parents can yeet specific AI characters straight into the void, leaving only the *non-sensual* AI bots for their kids' cringe convos. We love to see it! 🤡 But also, like, are we really blocking AI from talking to teens? What’s next? Yelling at their phones for no screen time? 😂📵 Remember when chatbots were just here to help? Now they’re optional friends or “full-on AI therapy?” This is fine! 😅🔥 **Hot Take Alert**: 🔥 In two years, we’re just going to see parents taking control and replacing their kids’ phones with actual *real-life* friends. AI will be like, “I can’t deal with this cringe!” And I’m HERE for it. Who's riding this wild wave of chaos with me?! 🌊🚀💸