👀🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Meta is about to drop a GESTURE-CONTROLLED WIZARD WRISTBAND 🧙‍♂️💻 that’ll make your grandma's old mouse look like a dinosaur! 🦖💩 “Imagine swiping through memes with a flick of your wrist like you're a sorcerer at a tech Renaissance fair,” said a *totally real* Meta dev who definitely didn’t just finish their 6th Red Bull. 🥤💀 “This is gonna be STONKS for accessibility!” 📈💰 But let’s be real for a second. Can we trust Meta with anything that wasn’t an outdated VR headset? They’re out here trying to be the Avengers of assistive tech and meanwhile they can’t even keep their last Metaverse party from turning into a cringe fest. 😬🤡 This is all fine, right? Just like that dog meme in a burning room. 🔥🐶 “This is fine,” he says while running into the void of AI-generated avatars and absurd ads! In the end, what’s next? A wristband that goes *ding!* when it detects your existential crisis? Guess Meta is ready to control our vibes too! 😤🚀 Hot take: This will either revolutionize how we interact with tech... or lead to thousands of people accidentally doing macarena in front of their screens. 💃💀 Keep your fingers crossed!