🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: META IS WATCHING YOU LIKE THAT CREEPY GUY AT THE BUS STOP! 🤡👀💀 👁️‍🗨️ So, you thought you were just scrolling through cute cat pics on Facebook? Nah fam, Meta’s about to turn your 🔥 camera roll into a reality show called “Who Took That Cringe Selfie?!” 📸💩 💁‍♂️ Leaked convo from a *totally not* a Meta Dev: “Uh, yeah, we may or may not have peeped your vacation pics. Keepin’ our AI’s inspired, y’know? 🤖✨” *Drake’s sadness intensifies* 😭🚫. No cap, it’s high-key sus that your friends’ opinions about your duck face selfies might not be the most embarrassing thing about you anymore. 🤭💔 Here’s the play-by-play, fam: 1. 💻 Open the app and *fr fr* check those privacy settings like you check if your crush is online. 2. Got access? 👀👋 Turn that off faster than Zuckerberg at a family reunion! 🏃‍♂️💨💖 Meme lord status unlocked if you share this chaos and liberate your followers! 🚀🌌✨ **Hot Take:** In 3 years, Meta’s gonna activate our front cameras while we sleep—bet your memes on it! 😂😴💸 If that happens, we gotta prep for the *ultimate glow-up to the dark side*! 🌑🔥 #Shook #ThisIsFine