π¨π Meta's low-key creating AI pen pals to slide into your DMs uninvited. Cope & seethe, fam! ππ€π₯ #WhatDoYouMean
π¨π HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE, and definitely hide your DMs because Meta's artificial intelligence is officially getting a thirst for attention! π€π¬ According to leaked documents (aka the corporate equivalent of a diary spill), Meta's cooking up some AI chatbots that will slide into your convo like that one friend who always reminds you of last week's gossip they fished from a potato π€‘π. Can you say cringe? π¬ We all knew Zuck was trying to be the *ultimate* digital friend, but now heβs got bots stalking your chat like an ex who just canβt let go. βHey, remember that thing you said about liking pineapple on pizza six months ago? Let's revisit that controversial opinion!" ππ No cap, every chatbot is about to turn into your unsolicited therapist. **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We wanted a way to make our AI feel more... clingy. Like really, really clingy. Just like my last Tinder date!" ππ₯ Fr fr, do we really need *more* small talk with a robot? π The only thing Meta's boosting is my anxiety levels! π€― So here's my unhinged prediction: in a few months, we'll be blocking chatbots like we block those spammy relatives on Facebook. Get ready for the βrealβ AI apocalypse where we serve them PLENTY of βno comment.β π°π€ #ThisIsFine #Stonks πΈ