🚨🤡 BREAKING: Meta Just Unleashed WhatsApp Voice Calls for BOOMER Biz! 💰💼 Okay, fam, buckle up! Meta just dropped a mega bomb 🧨 on WhatsApp: **VOICE CALLS FOR LARGE BUSINESSES!** Yeah, like they needed more ways to slide into your DMs... 🚀😱 So now, instead of just hearing your grandma complain about her Wi-Fi, you can have corporate meetings with the same low-quality audio and awkward silence! 😬🤪 But wait, there’s more! The Zuckers are also diving headfirst into AI-powered product recommendations like it's Black Friday! 🛍️💥 Imagine your grandma’s voice echoing through WhatsApp as she asks, "What are stonks?! 🤔" while trying to get business advice from a chatbot. Y'all, that's like galaxy brain meets #ThisIsFine meme energy! 🔥💀 **Leaked developer quote:** *“We thought, why not give businesses the same terrible experience users have? It’s all about balance!” - Sussy Baka™ (Head of WhatsApp Memes)* Get ready for your DMs to be flooded with “U up?” from every startup founder on the planet! Based on this, I predict that by 2025, WhatsApp will be the primary communication tool for wedding planning... and corporate espionage. 🤖💔💬 Remember to share this chaos with your friends! They NEED to know! #MetaMadness 💥