🚨💥 Attention all British Insta-fans and Facebook fam! Meta is making your feeds even MORE premium than the last avocado toast you posted! 🥑✨ Introducing the *paid subscription* plan! 😱 For just £3 a month (or £4 if you're too boujee to use the web), you can scroll ad-free! 🌊💸 That's right, no more dodging ads for 100% pure influencer chaos! (But don’t forget, if you choose the app, you're a *little* extra – thanks Apple and Google for the tax!) 🙄💰 Leaked quote from a Meta dev: “We thought about making users pay in likes, but then we remembered we can't monetize those. 😂💀” And for all you multi-accounts out there, it’s an extra £2/$3 per monthly account? You’re gonna spend more on Meta than on your coffee habit! ☕️😤 But wait! If you're a rebellious soul who says “nah fam, ads R us,” you can continue down the ad hellhole while using the magical “Ad Preferences” button ✨ that *totally* gives you the power to choose your doom. So what’s the verdict? This is fine. 🤡🔥 Get ready for the metaverse where *paying for freedom* is the new norm! 🔥Hot take: in 2025, we’ll all be paying for “Mood Filters” to make our selfies look lit even though we’re just two-day-old leftovers. 🍕🚀 Stonks! 📈 #MetaMadness #WhyNotJustPayForTheFriendship