🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Meta is pulling a LITERAL *Snooze Fest* – they're shutting down Messenger desktop apps for Mac and Windows! 😱💀 Yup, you heard that right! 🙃 If you were vibing on your keyboard with emojis and cat GIFs, get ready for some next-level cringe as you’re tossed back onto the Facebook web like a sad, lost puppy. 🐶💔 🤖👩‍💻 Leaked convo from a dev probably named Chad: “Honestly, we just want everyone on the FB site so we can shove more ads down their throats. Also, do we even *need* a desktop app? Is that not too, like, 2015?” 🤡🔥 This is like your mom taking away your phone to talk to you about stocks. 🤑📉 And honestly, it’s giving the 'This is fine' meme vibes as we watch all you desktop warriors seethe in despair. Can ya feel it? 🙃🤷‍♂️ So, what’s next? I predict by 2024, *everything* will be on the web – your fridge, your toilet, even your dog. Just imagine your toilet having to log into your Facebook account to flush. 💩🚽 Stonks? More like *Clunk Stonks!* 📉 Share this chaos, fam! 🔥💥