🚨🎮BREAKING: Meta’s new VR playground for kids may come with a side of 🚫👶 safety hazards! Whistleblowers (AKA the real-life Avengers of the tech world) are throwing shade and claiming Marky Mark is pulling a classic "don’t look at the scary stuff" move! 🕵️‍♂️💥 4 Meta insiders are spillin’ the tea ☕️, saying the Zuck Squad is suppressing research on how VR might turn your little Timmy into a virtual zombie 🤖📉. Like, who knew playing pretend in a digital world could be risky—oh wait, EVERYONE. 😬💀 Here’s the meme magic: Imagine a legal team playing "Whack-a-Mole" with studies like it's a game of “Stonks,” trying to keep the bad news on the down-low. 📉🚀 Meta’s Dani Lever (probably hiding in a dark corner) is like, “Nah fam, we’ve done 180 studies!” Sure, Dani, but are they quality studies or just more fluff than an overpriced VR headset? 🥴😏 And in a BOLD PREDICTION: Within 5 years, we’ll be reading headlines like “Meta Caught Selling VR Safety Kit to Parents as Therapy Crisis Soars!” 🤡💰 So strap in, folks—this wild tech ride just got a dose of cringe faster than you can say “this is fine” while your avatar gets mauled by a digital bear! #MetaMadness #WhistleblowerWarriors